Nerd peacocking.
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Silly photo time! In my beloved bunny pjs (a long-ago present from my mom), with my hair tied up in rag curls. This, Snarklings, is an example of why I tell you not to worry about being Uber Goth 24/7.
(Source: breatheghost)
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
Wow.
This tiny part of me goes “bones! Yay!” The rest of me goes “put them back safely where they came from, right now/as soon as is feasible to do so without it happening again.” I’d be honored to put them back to rest.
(Source: mansonyouth)
When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
The cinnashmon challenge
All I can think of is the episode of Ask A Mortician where she baked mock-cremains into a cake and ate it to assuage her viewer’s curiosity.
(Source: vaspim2k13)
On being a witch/pagan.
SOME PAGANS WORSHIP SATAN.
STAHP
I fly and eat babies too, what ARE you talking about OP?
I EAT BABY FLIES IN HELL WITH SATAN! THANKS FOR ASKING.
I doubt I’ll be dying in battle or at sea, so Helheim it is. Woo hoo, party at Lady Hela’s!
You are going to hell!!! GOD HATES FAGS!” A history lesson: A faggot is a bundle of sticks, originally used as a means for fires to engulf gays when they were burned at the stake. People were firewood. But Moses came across wood on fire and saw God in it. What is a burning bush but several branches on fire? Isn’t it funny how faggots and God can look the same sometimes?!- Elliot Darrow
this shit went so ridic at cupsi. this is that ric flar.
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
Truth.
(Source: masakispreciousface)
This is me.
(Source: finest-faith)
