If a dolly chic morbid geek Victorian freak is what you seek, welcome home.
what u should be asking trans ppl: “how was ur day” “where did u buy that rly cute shirt” “damn how did you get ur hair to look that good” “why is no one acknowledging the whole dinosaurs having feathers thing” “whats ur opinion on pluto losing its planet status”
what ur wasting ur time asking trans ppl: “whats ur real name" "have u had surgery… down there…" "r u rly a boy/girl" "what does cis mean" "why do you hate cis ppl"
"What does cis mean" isn’t a bad one, though? It’s someone trying to learn a term that the average person doesn’t usually hear.
To keep things even, “what’s your opinion on Pluto losing its planet status” could start fights among some people I know.
antiquemouse said: Hot dish! <3 Where do you stand on lefse?
Lefse is amazing. Hot damn, yes.
You cheat by taking it and putting butter on it and then sprinkling sugar on it and then it becomes a sugar taco. Sugar potato taco. And then we all pretend we are adults instead of overgrown kids, yes.
It’s truly sad how few people well ever get to savor the joys of a sugar potato taco.
I had to use that phrase in a sentence; it was too hilariously accurate.
Also, homemade blackberry jam on lefse. That’s the stuff right there.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no fuck off
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
If you ask me to “say something in Serbian,” you’re getting “Nešto na srpskom.”
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.